A Cabinet
of Curiosities..
By
VivekHande
Many of us collect things. People collect things for different
reasons. People collect articles for relaxation; as a hobby; to embellish a
decorative space; some collect things as a challenge or for a reward. There are
serious collectors who do so for a profit. There are studies to show that
passionate collectors often do so because of an emotional connect with the
object being collected.
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| Flossing Your way to the record books |
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| The Cabinet of Curiosoties. |
The business of collecting stuff probably started when
Nomadic existence ceased about 12000 years ago. In the Victorian era, it was a
status symbol to have a Cabinet of Curiosities to display collectibles – this
was perhaps the forerunner of the Museum…
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| The Hoarders Unite.. |
There is a thin line between the passion and enthusiasm of a
hobbyist or a collector who enjoys collecting stuff as a hobby and the
obsessive hoarding by someone who, by definition, actually suffers from a
psychiatric illness called Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome.
The Hoarders collect just about anything because they feel
that the stuff they are collecting is valuable or may be useful at some point
of time. They cannot bring themselves to discard things. They get distressed
and agitated if they have to throw away things. They are overpowered by the
urge to go on collecting things. Consequently, they live in the midst of a huge
disorganized collection of things and more often than not, they do not even
realize the chaos and the clutter they exist in! Hoarders may actually be
endangering their lives and health in extreme circumstances because of the
stuff they may be hoarding.. .it actually begins to interfere with their normal
life. A very famous example quoted is that of the Collyer Brothers – Langley
& Homer who were found dead in their New York house buried under a mound of
old newspapers. Found in the house were thousands of unread books, skins of
fruit and vegetables; huge pieces of wood and pipes and a whole lot of stuff of
questionable use- they quite literally died under the weight of their hoard!
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| You need a Clutter Manager! |
A very thin line does exist between amateur collectors;
compulsive collectors and Hoarders! Hoarders are a different breed. And what
they need to collect is at times beyond comprehension. You never know when the
electricity bills of twenty-five years ago may come handy or the payment
receipt of your first cell phone purchased ten years ago may just be the thing
you need. One never knows when empty cartons of shoes purchased a few years ago
or broken spectacle frames and dead and defunct watches and empty perfume
bottles may be handy. Old shoe laces, tooth brushes and combs with broken teeth
need to be held on to for some inexplicable reason – you never know…
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| An Arctophilist no less.. |
Hoarders are likely to have cupboards full of “Super 3 for
1” deals and “Buy 1 , Get 1”type of bargains. They are likely to have a huge
cache of the same kind of shoes or socks or gigantic collections of baked beans
and soup packets in the kitchen –all bought at bargain stores or discount sales
and they will keep hoarding more and more of the same.. and all this has actually created a job market for profession Clutter Managers..
I know of an asthmatic acquaintance who cannot part with airline
boarding cards; Uber Receipts; old calendars ( more than twenty years vintage),
old broken umbrellas, inhalers (used and finished fifteen years ago); damaged
and dented scissors, nail clippers, picture frames and those fused old electric
bulbs(more than two hundred of them)- he doesn’t know what he is going to do
with all this – but his rooms are bursting at the seams ; the garage is about
to explode and his wife of reasonable vintage ,threatening to elope and
implode!
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| That is going to bug you a bit! |
When amateur collection transforms into Compulsive Hoarding is
difficult to predict. Demi Moore had a house full of her doll collection.
Imelda Marcos had shoes and more shoes. Sharon Stone collects Cashmere
Sweaters. Jay Leno and Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) collect vintage cars as if
they were toffee wrappers. Napoleon collected countries and hence the term
Napoleon Complex to denote the use of aggression to overcome physical flaws.
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| Spring Cleaning may not help.. |
What people collect is interesting. And so are the names
associated with some of them. A Numismatist collects coins; a Philatelist
collects postage stamps. More interestingly, a person who collects Teddy Bears
is an Arctophilist and and someone who collects postcards is a Deltiologist. By
the way, a Philumenist collects Matchboxes! A classmate of mine at Medical
School collected all awards at the Hobby Competitions with his collection of
Bed Bugs , aesthetically presented , with contributions from all of us – the
hostel rooms were generous sources of the Bugs..The list is endless – Fountain
Pens; Back Scratchers; Sugar Packets- it all boils down to what piques your
imagination.
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| Shoes & some More.. |
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| Dolled Up.. |
Well, I am a collector too. I am not sure if it will progress
to Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome. But as of now, I am more than happy to collect
memories, experiences and friendships….
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| The Very Best Collection always.. |














Excellent piece of work as always. Keet it up
ReplyDeleteA very interesting article and really goes back into the details of what we think and what actually it is all about. Fantastic illustrations which make it so easy to recollect the reasons why it would have been so. Heartiest congratulations again for a fine piece for reading. An informative and excellent as alwayz.
ReplyDeleteCheers Senator.So true
ReplyDeleteI am a collector of nautical memorabilia. In my younger years I was more close to naughtier interests!
Impressive write up by Senator Vivek 😊
ReplyDeleteBrings out nostalgia.... your New side revealed... Bravo...
ReplyDeleteWell researched subject and Very nicely brought out the differences. Interesting reading. Keep going----
ReplyDeleteBrilliant piece Vivek and how true. Sending it to G for sure. One significant aspect is how much of digital content we now hoard. Articles, photos, presentations, papers and the amount of data we are generating. Both online and offline
ReplyDeleteHi Vivek Hats Off to you
ReplyDeleteColonel MO Daniel
ReplyDeleteExcellent articulation dear Vivek Sir. I join you in creating memorable moments and beautiful memories. Congratulations for writing an interesting and informative article
ReplyDeleteAs always Senator at his best. Keep it up sir.
ReplyDeleteI own up notes from 12th standard onwards. Agatha Christie books and Asterix comic books 😀
ReplyDeleteVivek, I am neither a collector nor a hoarder but I definitely need to declutter my life...
ReplyDeleteExcellent collection of facts Vivek
ReplyDeleteVery crisp articulation.
ReplyDeleteVery well scripted indeed. Do keep us posted with your fresh pieces...
ReplyDeleteI had a nice collection of metal sharpeners. Also had a collection of marbles before I lost them on joining up AFMC!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Sen. Wouldn't mind collecting your blogs
ReplyDeleteVery aptly written and very relevant blog sir. I also like to collect memories and friends. Regards Shantanu Sharma
ReplyDeleteWell written. Awesome. Keep it up Senator.
ReplyDeleteWow, good reading. Lived the reference to the bed Bug collection by our friend.
ReplyDeleteExtremely well researched sir and such an interesting read.
ReplyDeleteVivek
ReplyDeleteYou have mastered the art of Ideating the inoccous and then give it a form through your writing. Enjoyed thoroughly as always. Pls accept my compliments.
Well crafted thoughts Viv Sir.... As ever
ReplyDeleteI am a collector too. Have made a folder of all your articulate blogs! This one too is a wonderful read.
ReplyDeleteExcellent write-up Vivek. I being an ex-hoarder can well understand the compulsions and your beautiful analysis of the mindset. And it is not just about inanimate articles we also clutter the mind with trash. The key is to let go, of the clutter and mental fixations. And the door beyond leads to freedom and unimaginable lightness.
ReplyDeleteExcellent write up sir.. very informative
ReplyDelete...the items that I hoard are eerily similar!
ReplyDeleteThere must be something that soothes the soul in this business?! :)
Brilliant Piece, Vivek! 👍
ReplyDeleteA very smooth read. Informative and interesting as always.
ReplyDeleteLoved it, brilliantly written. I could relate to some of it and the last line. So I guess I'm a hoarder too!
ReplyDeleteVery nice blog. Impressive pictures.
ReplyDeleteExcellent write up which while forces you to think of your collection also makes you smile at other people's
ReplyDeleteAn excellent blog whoch has educated us about collections and histo3of museum. Wow!
ReplyDeleteWonderful piece Sir. Seems like I need to do something of the odd and even things hoarded by me over the years.... Great read as always.
ReplyDeleteGreat to read. Resonates what eacch one goes through so lucidly. Looking for many more of these interesting writeups.
ReplyDeleteLovely read as usual Vivek....could connect to the bed bug collection so well....it brought laurels to our batch so many times and has become a staple story ever since managing to get laughter or disgust in the audience, and continues to do so
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Vivek. My professional clientele apart,can relate so many acquaintances, and though hate to admit it, to some extent self,to the article. Brilliant and an eye-opener for many to overcome the habit.
ReplyDeleteSpot on. You've captured the thin line betwixt a hobby and an obsession. Also close to life, many of us are, or living with,or definitely know a closet hoarder!
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your insight.
Well written Vivek. Enjoyed reading it.
ReplyDeleteSir, Interesting. Very informative too. And written in your trademark style. Should we call it Senator style? Well done as always.
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ReplyDeleteExcellent write-up Up sir, as always.
ReplyDeleteVery well articulated and expressed...Senator Hande at his best!!!
ReplyDeleteVery well written. Most of us have this trait. Only the collectibles differ. Need for introspection.
ReplyDeleteWonderful writeup as always Senator. Very informative too. Now I need to ask myself do I have CHD😀
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Vivek..
ReplyDeleteGreat read ! Liked the last para !
ReplyDeleteNicely expressed flow of thoughts. Often one gets lost reading your writings sir....😊
ReplyDeleteVery well written as always sir
ReplyDeleteFabulous way of creating a picture with words. Dear senator, you have managed to diagnose my dormant hoarding maladjustment!!
ReplyDeleteGreat work!!
And there are some like Yossarian ... Who collect questions ... Usually unpleasant ones!
ReplyDeleteExcellent research about an exotic topic by an expert in the field..... outstanding play with language, images, history and emotions....
ReplyDeleteVery well written as always.
ReplyDeleteHow easily u wrote such an interesting article as always sir!
ReplyDeleteVery well written & makes very interesting reading, VH.
ReplyDeleteSuch a true fact of life. We start with a small habit of collecting, and within no time we have all the items we don't need.
ReplyDeleteA conscious collector to habitual hoarder habit collated and put in a perspective. Super Vivek!!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Vivek. Excellent compilation of facts
ReplyDeleteExcellent Sir, Dwells into the recesses of one's mind where a hoarder lurks
ReplyDeleteGreat going VH
ReplyDeleteEvery post , its something new , unique but so relevant to our day to day life which we generally overlook ..
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Good read...I used to keep all my payslips from Midshipman days, genforms, DO letters to & from DOP...some of them did become handy when I retired in May esp the leave genforms. Now I am confused whether I was a hoarder or collector.
ReplyDeleteGreat articulation, Sir.
ReplyDeleteExcellent piece of work Sir, as always your articles are full of fun and contents.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant and fun read, as always, Sir. Wonderfully astute observations. Keep your blogs coming, Sir. I have begun collecting them :)
ReplyDeleteVery informative. I personally am not a collector of anything and want to declutter all the time. In total agreement with your last last sentence though.
ReplyDeleteInteresting write up sir !!!
ReplyDeleteVivek nicely articulated with subtle humour! I fully endorse the last sentence!
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ReplyDeleteGood one Sir.
ReplyDeleteBetter to collect sweet memories and friendship.
Sir,Pithy but an easy read.random thoughts on random collectibles!! Nice to see that the Senator is a Collector too. Jes.
ReplyDeleteVery nicely written ,Sir.Everyone of us is a hoarder but the severity varies with the individual
ReplyDeleteA beautiful and an interesting read by a prolific writer. The various types of collectors scientifically analysed and well penned down. Enjoyed it thoroughly
ReplyDeleteDr Vivek Hande your profound writeup on this extraordinary subject seems to be practical compulsion of most of the people ! Fantastic piece of thought
ReplyDeletesuperb write up sir.
ReplyDeleteit's always fun to read a master peice written by you sir.
Fascinating piece of work, expressed in a meticulous & explicit manner . Heartiest congratulation !
ReplyDeleteAmazing read! All of us are guilty of collecting, some of hoarding. But all of us are guilty of getting gripped with guilt after reading this piece of yours, sir. Keep them coming!
ReplyDeleteTerrific one, Senator Vivek!! I definitely belong to the Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome variety. Got to declutter a lot..... Let this be a stimulus to start. After all, well begun is half done!!
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ReplyDeleteNicely put across, very informative. Very unfortunate but yes we have people who do not know when to limit themselves and keep collecting things. Abroad you have professionals who help people declutter Or tidy up.
ReplyDeleteVery good article sir. Its full of informative and facts.
ReplyDeleteAs always..an erudite effortless detached-yet-impassioned dissection of commonplace behavior from the maestro of sci lit!! Will keep collecting your Blogs,sir colons and all!!
ReplyDeleteSuperb article .Interesting as I am fountain pen holder .
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