Wednesday, October 30, 2019

A Cabinet of Curiosities


A Cabinet of Curiosities..

By

VivekHande


Many of us collect things. People collect things for different reasons. People collect articles for relaxation; as a hobby; to embellish a decorative space; some collect things as a challenge or for a reward. There are serious collectors who do so for a profit. There are studies to show that passionate collectors often do so because of an emotional connect with the object being collected.


Flossing Your way to the record books
The Cabinet of Curiosoties.





 The business of collecting stuff probably started when Nomadic existence ceased about 12000 years ago. In the Victorian era, it was a status symbol to have a Cabinet of Curiosities to display collectibles – this was perhaps the forerunner of the Museum…



The Hoarders Unite..


There is a thin line between the passion and enthusiasm of a hobbyist or a collector who enjoys collecting stuff as a hobby and the obsessive hoarding by someone who, by definition, actually suffers from a psychiatric illness called Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome.



The Hoarders collect just about anything because they feel that the stuff they are collecting is valuable or may be useful at some point of time. They cannot bring themselves to discard things. They get distressed and agitated if they have to throw away things. They are overpowered by the urge to go on collecting things. Consequently, they live in the midst of a huge disorganized collection of things and more often than not, they do not even realize the chaos and the clutter they exist in! Hoarders may actually be endangering their lives and health in extreme circumstances because of the stuff they may be hoarding.. .it actually begins to interfere with their normal life. A very famous example quoted is that of the Collyer Brothers – Langley & Homer who were found dead in their New York house buried under a mound of old newspapers. Found in the house were thousands of unread books, skins of fruit and vegetables; huge pieces of wood and pipes and a whole lot of stuff of questionable use- they quite literally died under the weight of their hoard!

You need a Clutter Manager!


A very thin line does exist between amateur collectors; compulsive collectors and Hoarders! Hoarders are a different breed. And what they need to collect is at times beyond comprehension. You never know when the electricity bills of twenty-five years ago may come handy or the payment receipt of your first cell phone purchased ten years ago may just be the thing you need. One never knows when empty cartons of shoes purchased a few years ago or broken spectacle frames and dead and defunct watches and empty perfume bottles may be handy. Old shoe laces, tooth brushes and combs with broken teeth need to be held on to for some inexplicable reason – you never know…


An Arctophilist no less..









Hoarders are likely to have cupboards full of “Super 3 for 1” deals and “Buy 1 , Get 1”type of bargains. They are likely to have a huge cache of the same kind of shoes or socks or gigantic collections of baked beans and soup packets in the kitchen –all bought at bargain stores or discount sales and they will keep hoarding more and more of the same.. and all this has actually created a job market for profession Clutter Managers..
 
Always Good to have more?


I know of an asthmatic acquaintance who cannot part with airline boarding cards; Uber Receipts; old calendars ( more than twenty years vintage), old broken umbrellas, inhalers (used and finished fifteen years ago); damaged and dented scissors, nail clippers, picture frames and those fused old electric bulbs(more than two hundred of them)- he doesn’t know what he is going to do with all this – but his rooms are bursting at the seams ; the garage is about to explode and his wife of reasonable vintage ,threatening to elope and implode!

That is going to bug you a bit!



When amateur collection transforms into Compulsive Hoarding is difficult to predict. Demi Moore had a house full of her doll collection. Imelda Marcos had shoes and more shoes. Sharon Stone collects Cashmere Sweaters. Jay Leno and Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) collect vintage cars as if they were toffee wrappers. Napoleon collected countries and hence the term Napoleon Complex to denote the use of aggression to overcome physical flaws.






Spring Cleaning may not help..






What people collect is interesting. And so are the names associated with some of them. A Numismatist collects coins; a Philatelist collects postage stamps. More interestingly, a person who collects Teddy Bears is an Arctophilist and and someone who collects postcards is a Deltiologist. By the way, a Philumenist collects Matchboxes! A classmate of mine at Medical School collected all awards at the Hobby Competitions with his collection of Bed Bugs , aesthetically presented , with contributions from all of us – the hostel rooms were generous sources of the Bugs..The list is endless – Fountain Pens; Back Scratchers; Sugar Packets- it all boils down to what piques your imagination.


Shoes & some More..

Dolled Up..













Well, I am a collector too. I am not sure if it will progress to Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome. But as of now, I am more than happy to collect memories, experiences and friendships….

The Very Best Collection always..

83 comments:

  1. Excellent piece of work as always. Keet it up

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  2. A very interesting article and really goes back into the details of what we think and what actually it is all about. Fantastic illustrations which make it so easy to recollect the reasons why it would have been so. Heartiest congratulations again for a fine piece for reading. An informative and excellent as alwayz.

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  3. Cheers Senator.So true
    I am a collector of nautical memorabilia. In my younger years I was more close to naughtier interests!

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  4. Impressive write up by Senator Vivek 😊

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  5. Brings out nostalgia.... your New side revealed... Bravo...

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  6. Well researched subject and Very nicely brought out the differences. Interesting reading. Keep going----

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  7. Brilliant piece Vivek and how true. Sending it to G for sure. One significant aspect is how much of digital content we now hoard. Articles, photos, presentations, papers and the amount of data we are generating. Both online and offline

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  8. Excellent articulation dear Vivek Sir. I join you in creating memorable moments and beautiful memories. Congratulations for writing an interesting and informative article

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  9. As always Senator at his best. Keep it up sir.

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  10. I own up notes from 12th standard onwards. Agatha Christie books and Asterix comic books 😀

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  11. Vivek, I am neither a collector nor a hoarder but I definitely need to declutter my life...

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  12. Very well scripted indeed. Do keep us posted with your fresh pieces...

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  13. I had a nice collection of metal sharpeners. Also had a collection of marbles before I lost them on joining up AFMC!

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  14. Awesome Sen. Wouldn't mind collecting your blogs

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  15. Very aptly written and very relevant blog sir. I also like to collect memories and friends. Regards Shantanu Sharma

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  16. Well written. Awesome. Keep it up Senator.

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  17. Wow, good reading. Lived the reference to the bed Bug collection by our friend.

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  18. Extremely well researched sir and such an interesting read.

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  19. Vivek
    You have mastered the art of Ideating the inoccous and then give it a form through your writing. Enjoyed thoroughly as always. Pls accept my compliments.

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  20. Well crafted thoughts Viv Sir.... As ever

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  21. I am a collector too. Have made a folder of all your articulate blogs! This one too is a wonderful read.

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  22. Excellent write-up Vivek. I being an ex-hoarder can well understand the compulsions and your beautiful analysis of the mindset. And it is not just about inanimate articles we also clutter the mind with trash. The key is to let go, of the clutter and mental fixations. And the door beyond leads to freedom and unimaginable lightness.

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  23. Excellent write up sir.. very informative

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  24. ...the items that I hoard are eerily similar!
    There must be something that soothes the soul in this business?! :)

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  25. A very smooth read. Informative and interesting as always.

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  26. Loved it, brilliantly written. I could relate to some of it and the last line. So I guess I'm a hoarder too!

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  27. Very nice blog. Impressive pictures.

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  28. Excellent write up which while forces you to think of your collection also makes you smile at other people's

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  29. An excellent blog whoch has educated us about collections and histo3of museum. Wow!

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  30. Wonderful piece Sir. Seems like I need to do something of the odd and even things hoarded by me over the years.... Great read as always.

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  31. Great to read. Resonates what eacch one goes through so lucidly. Looking for many more of these interesting writeups.

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  32. Lovely read as usual Vivek....could connect to the bed bug collection so well....it brought laurels to our batch so many times and has become a staple story ever since managing to get laughter or disgust in the audience, and continues to do so

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  33. Brilliant Vivek. My professional clientele apart,can relate so many acquaintances, and though hate to admit it, to some extent self,to the article. Brilliant and an eye-opener for many to overcome the habit.

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  34. Spot on. You've captured the thin line betwixt a hobby and an obsession. Also close to life, many of us are, or living with,or definitely know a closet hoarder!
    Enjoyed your insight.

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  35. Well written Vivek. Enjoyed reading it.

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  36. Sir, Interesting. Very informative too. And written in your trademark style. Should we call it Senator style? Well done as always.

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  38. Excellent write-up Up sir, as always.

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  39. Very well articulated and expressed...Senator Hande at his best!!!

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  40. Very well written. Most of us have this trait. Only the collectibles differ. Need for introspection.

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  41. Wonderful writeup as always Senator. Very informative too. Now I need to ask myself do I have CHD😀

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  42. Nicely expressed flow of thoughts. Often one gets lost reading your writings sir....😊

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  43. Fabulous way of creating a picture with words. Dear senator, you have managed to diagnose my dormant hoarding maladjustment!!
    Great work!!

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  44. And there are some like Yossarian ... Who collect questions ... Usually unpleasant ones!

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  45. Excellent research about an exotic topic by an expert in the field..... outstanding play with language, images, history and emotions....

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  46. How easily u wrote such an interesting article as always sir!

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  47. Very well written & makes very interesting reading, VH.

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  48. Such a true fact of life. We start with a small habit of collecting, and within no time we have all the items we don't need.

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  49. A conscious collector to habitual hoarder habit collated and put in a perspective. Super Vivek!!!

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  50. Brilliant Vivek. Excellent compilation of facts

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  51. Excellent Sir, Dwells into the recesses of one's mind where a hoarder lurks

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  52. Great going VH
    Every post , its something new , unique but so relevant to our day to day life which we generally overlook ..
    👍👍

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  53. Good read...I used to keep all my payslips from Midshipman days, genforms, DO letters to & from DOP...some of them did become handy when I retired in May esp the leave genforms. Now I am confused whether I was a hoarder or collector.

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  54. Excellent piece of work Sir, as always your articles are full of fun and contents.

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  55. Brilliant and fun read, as always, Sir. Wonderfully astute observations. Keep your blogs coming, Sir. I have begun collecting them :)

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  56. Very informative. I personally am not a collector of anything and want to declutter all the time. In total agreement with your last last sentence though.

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  57. Vivek nicely articulated with subtle humour! I fully endorse the last sentence!

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  59. Good one Sir.
    Better to collect sweet memories and friendship.

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  60. Sir,Pithy but an easy read.random thoughts on random collectibles!! Nice to see that the Senator is a Collector too. Jes.

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  61. Very nicely written ,Sir.Everyone of us is a hoarder but the severity varies with the individual

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  62. A beautiful and an interesting read by a prolific writer. The various types of collectors scientifically analysed and well penned down. Enjoyed it thoroughly

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  63. Dr Vivek Hande your profound writeup on this extraordinary subject seems to be practical compulsion of most of the people ! Fantastic piece of thought

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  64. superb write up sir.
    it's always fun to read a master peice written by you sir.

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  65. Fascinating piece of work, expressed in a meticulous & explicit manner . Heartiest congratulation !

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  66. Amazing read! All of us are guilty of collecting, some of hoarding. But all of us are guilty of getting gripped with guilt after reading this piece of yours, sir. Keep them coming!

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  67. Terrific one, Senator Vivek!! I definitely belong to the Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome variety. Got to declutter a lot..... Let this be a stimulus to start. After all, well begun is half done!!

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  69. Nicely put across, very informative. Very unfortunate but yes we have people who do not know when to limit themselves and keep collecting things. Abroad you have professionals who help people declutter Or tidy up.

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  70. Very good article sir. Its full of informative and facts.

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  71. As always..an erudite effortless detached-yet-impassioned dissection of commonplace behavior from the maestro of sci lit!! Will keep collecting your Blogs,sir colons and all!!

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  72. Superb article .Interesting as I am fountain pen holder .

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