Saturday, May 21, 2016

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!!

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!!

By

Vivek Hande


Stay fit; Burn fat. Kill the calories. Eat less, exercise more. I am a staunch believer in fitness and one has to strive hard to be fit. But, there is no point overdoing things. I am also a believer in the principle of moderation. Everything is good in small portions and good measure.  I agree with some proponents who say mental fitness is more important than physical fitness. In fact , there are some who also say that running late should be considered exercise. There may be something to it.


But living in an environment, where everybody is so fitness conscious and burning calories as if there is no tomorrow, one does get swept away. There are two very well appointed gyms close to where I stay. They are teeming with folks sweating away, pumping iron and what have you. One of the gyms is called “Serendipity”.  I ventured into the gym deciding I needed to emerge after a couple of hours with a set of six packs and a well toned physique. The trainer swooped down on me and prescribed a set of warm up exercises.  After fifteen minutes of warm –up, I would have liked to gulp down a glass of chilled beer along with some roasted peanuts perhaps. The trainer had different ideas. After pushing me onto what he called were graded exercise sets on a series of equipment that seemed to have emerged from “Star Wars”, he seemed to have an unbecoming smirk on his face. Because of my mental toughness, I was somehow surviving and managed to keep my heart within my chest cage and was not asking for an oxygen cylinder. It is to my credit that I stumbled through some more time on the “fly” and the “lat pull down machine” without needing a stretcher and inspite of the trainer’s diabolical intent to see me erupt in flames!


An hour seemed like an eternity. I staggered out of the gym with a solitary thought in mind. Why have they called the gym “Serendipity”? I am good with the etymology of words and in my oxygen starved state I recollected the origin of the word. First used by Horace Walpole in 1754 in a book titled “The three princes of Serendip”, old name for Sri Lanka. In the book, the heroes are making discoveries by accident or sagacity of things they were not in quest. Serendipity;  noun. Luck that takes the form of finding pleasant things that are not looked for. The occurrence or development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.


 Well, my bursting lungs and stiff back and muscles and wobbly knees and hypoxic brain were certainly not pleasant things I had found by chance. There seemed nothing serendipitous about the whole thing. I slowly dragged myself home, crossing the other gym on the way. By the way, the other gym is called “Utopia”. Utopia, noun.  An imagined place or state of things in which everything is perfect.


 I suppose in a utopian world everybody will go to the gym and stumble across the great benefits of torturing oneself serendipitously!! Each one to his own....

8 comments:

  1. Well put sir. In today's 'utopian' pursuit,we do push ourselves in a self imagined serendipitous state while torturing ourselves with sweat and iron.While we may border on sadism even to put ourselves through this self inflicted torture, the results and benefits reaped, do please.
    P.S. The gyms names really are an epiphany, now that you bring it out in this vein!
    Regards, Kapil

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  2. Well put sir. In today's 'utopian' pursuit,we do push ourselves in a self imagined serendipitous state while torturing ourselves with sweat and iron.While we may border on sadism even to put ourselves through this self inflicted torture, the results and benefits reaped, do please.
    P.S. The gyms names really are an epiphany, now that you bring it out in this vein!
    Regards, Kapil

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  3. Challenging one's own limits provides the tantalizing prospect of surpassing oneself and the endorphin kick that ensues!!

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  4. Great thoughts sir,
    'pity' fits though !!

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  5. Great thoughts sir,
    'pity' fits though !!

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  6. Apropos to the gastro-nomic implosion of the fatigued blogger...whose blog is as impressive as his endoscopic pursuits.Pursuit of the innards can really take one places.The nomenclature of Serendipity and Utopia is perhaps apt in that the former is sited plumb in the underbelly of the killer galley above much to blame for the bulge in the middle amongst the denizens in white.This bellicosity in naming the gym thus may have been deliberate to draw the attention towards the the belly-causity !Perhaps the Admiral who inaugurated the facility may have had the foresight beyond what his Flag could see!.There was a time when much of the fleet was belly up rather ahead.Times or perhaps Serendipity has brought about the change.Talking of culinary indulgence isn't belching and burping post meals( a profanity by Victorian standards )akin to an audible standing ovation to a meal well done??? .As to the latter,Utopia is an elusive destination created ironically between the 'mess' and the sisterly or should I say Maamly Kendra.Perhaps the Admiral yielded the scissor to to his bester half to cut the ribbon defying logic but timing it right.After all only someone above the almighty can create Utopia !!.If wishes were horses and I had an Ambani surname, I would have gifted you an Aurora Diamante for your mellifluous blog .Hats off Sir. Yours truly Bat --unlished

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  7. Very relevant topic and well written with generous sprinkling of humour ! Cheers

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  8. So true and so eloquently expressed! For years I have aspired to find a slot in the day when I could visit a gym every day and thus become a hip and fit 'gymmer'. It was wonderful to read your blog and feel sweet relief sweeping all over my sagging muscles!!

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