Rip Van
Winkle and Other Sleepy Stories..
By
Vivek Hande
“The woods
are lovely, dark and deep. But I have miles to go before I sleep”. Beautiful and
immortal words from Robert Frost. Inspiring but hugely depressing to someone
trying to go to sleep and not the ideal bedtime poetry. And then you have Benjamin
Franklin who famously commented, “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy,
wealthy and wise”. And the same man on another day wrote, “A life of leisure and
a lifetime of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the
grave”. Thomas Edison wrote, “For myself, I never found need of more than four
hours sleep in the twenty-four. I never dream. It is real sleep.”
Sleep or the
lack of it has forever driven people to divine poetry or deep despair. A good
laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor’s book goes a famous
Irish quote. I cannot agree more and yet it seems easier to laugh if you have had
a good night’s sleep. Those were the days... one could stand sleeping; be
knocked out before the head hit the pillow; it didn’t matter whether there was
a pillow or not; it didn’t matter what time of the day it was and one knew one
could have a large cup of coffee with your hostel roommate at midnight and be
dead to the world fifteen minutes thereafter and no earthquake could wake you. Sleep
patterns and habits change. Nobody really teaches you to sleep – it is one of
those ingrained biorhythms. It should be the easiest and most natural thing to
do and yet …
Sleep disorders have emerged as the silent epidemic. In a large study, it was reported that 61% Indians report less than six hours of uninterrupted sleep. the figures rose by 6% over just one year. A third of young Indians report at least one sleep disorder. The incidence of insomnia has doubled over 15 years in the Indian population. An AIIMS study of 2022, showed 52% respondents having poor sleep quality.
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| Always 5 Minutes more.. |
What constitutes
normal sleep? Most adults require seven hours of sleep. Babies, children and
teenagers require more sleep. Normal sleep cycle has two phases Non rapid Eye Movement
(NREM) and Rapid Eye Movement (REM). The NREM phase has three segments N1, N2
and N3. If you have slept through telephone calls, doorbells, earthquakes and
loud music, you are probably in the N3 segment. About an hour and a half after
going to sleep you enter the REM phase where there is increased brain activity.
If you remember having vivid dreams where you vanquished the world or were
fighting off goons on the top of a train, you were in REM sleep. Each sleep
cycle (NREM & REM) is of about 90-110 minutes and ideally one ought to go
through 4-6 cycles to be able to say you slept well.
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| NREM & REM Sleep |
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| The Normal Sleep Cycle |
The benefits
of good sleep are myriad and it affects ones’ mental, psychological and
physical wellbeing. Good sleep contributes to improved memory, emotional regulation,
better mood, cardiac health, stronger immune response and faster muscle recovery
and tissue healing. The sleep of Lord Vishnu is regarded as the Cosmic Pause
and is rich in symbolism and denotes rest, renewal and the cyclical nature of
life. It is the balance between creation and dissolution. Dreams in Upanishadic
texts have spiritual significance and the state refers to the bridge between
the conscious and the subconscious mind. The Goddess Nidra has an important
place in mythology and is associated with spiritual rejuvenation and slumber. She
put Lakshman’s wife Urmila to sleep for fourteen years to make it easier for
her and enable Lakshman to devote himself to his elder brother Ram. That was
considerate.
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| The Cosmic Pause |
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| Sleep Heals |
Sleep Disorders constitute a huge spectrum and include multiple conditions such as Insomnia (inability to go to sleep or stay asleep); Hypersomnia (excessive sleepiness even after adequate sleep); Narcolepsy (waves of Inappropriate sleepiness through the day even after getting up normally); Parasomnia (abnormal movements, behaviours, emotions or dreams during sleep – sleepwalking, nightmares, Night terrors, Sleep related eating disorders). Crimes have been committed by individuals suffering from Parasomnia which have included sexual assaults(sexosmia), murders- a famous case in point is the Kenneth Parker case (Canada 1987) where he sleepwalked; sleep drove and sleep entered his in-laws’ residence and fatally stabbed his mother-in-law and critically injured his father-in-law and was subsequently acquitted on account of the fact that he was asleep!
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| A Good Night's Sleep |
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| The Best Meditation |
Sleep has
always been central to many fairy tales and fables. Each of them might have a
lesson in sleep management. Princess Aura, better known as Sleeping Beauty and
associated with Sleeping Beauty Syndrome went into deep sleep on her sixteenth
birthday was obviously suffering from hyspersomnia and would have benefitted by
a consistent sleep routine. Goldilocks had three beds to choose from and chose
the one which was most comfortable and suited to her back. Snow White also
tested out all the seven beds before choosing the most appropriate. It is
important to focus on the right mattress and bed linen. Princess and the Pea – similar issues;
difficulty sleeping in new surroundings and needing comfortable bedding to
sleep well. In the original Grimm version of Cinderella, her room was cold and
bare and had no bed- a sure recipe for insomnia. Rip Van Winkle accepted some
liquor from a group of dwarves and went into slumber for twenty years and got
up an old man – best to avoid alcohol; caffeinated drinks before sleeping.
Closer home, Kumbhakarna was doomed to sleep six months of the year and it well
nigh impossible to wake him during this period and when aroused, he was cranky
and in a foul temper- obesity; heavy foods and possible obstructive sleep apnea
had a role to play.
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| The Sleeping Giant |
Sleep is no
sleeping matter and has spawned a global multibillion dollar industry. Conservative
figures for 2025 pegged it at 72 billion USD and is projected to increase to 114
billion USD by 2030. These include Stay-Cations and Nap- Cations , vacations
tailored to get you rejuvenating sleep and navigate you through sleep hygiene
lessons. The industry also focuses on Sleep gadgets and wearables such as AI driven
Sleep Trackers; Eye Massagers; White Noise Devices and CPAP machines. Another huge
segment is the Over-the-Counter drugs such as Magnesium and Melatonin and
prescription drugs. Sleep material which includes weighted blankets, breathable
pajamas and smart pillows are the way to go. Sleep deprived folks are guzzling
chamomile tea and inhaling lavender oils by the gallon
A good night’s
sleep is really a fundamental right and one owes it to oneself to do whatever it
takes to allow your mind and body to heal with the curative powers of sleep. ‘Throw
Off your worries before you throw off your clothes at night’ said Napoleon and
Dalai Lama was spot on when he wrote, “Sleep is the best meditation”. Wise words
from Homer, “There is a time for many words and there is also a time for sleep”
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| Have To Switch Off |















